jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there


girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

primdese:

dont you ever get bored of being a ghost?
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primdese:

dont you ever get bored of being a ghost?

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Hannibal: We even finish each other's s-
Will: Shut the fuck up, Hannibal.

*whispers* karkat in the paradox space update


(Source: jocheong)



vriscuit:

sad and tired

vriscuit:

sad and tired


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on



kingdomhearts-lll answered: eren being frsutrated w/ armin bc hes always right

kingdomhearts-lll answered: eren being frsutrated w/ armin bc hes always right

(Source: machopie)