shrek one: bad
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
on wednesday i’ve got to give a speech and take a math exam, then on friday i have a dentist appointment… this week is a win.